NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

I read one email (by Racheal) about nine legendary phrases used by women. I found out my Baby and some of my female friends to utilise it from time to time. Baby... I heard all the stated phrases more than one..from u..You are the pure breed of women..hahhahaha
 (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. So TRUE!!
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Been there...really true...
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fire. Aiyo..kena this during the "day" of the month...never missed..
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! My bangkok trip with guys..sigh
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (+_+) ....
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Every single time I FFK her..for something else or basketball...or..didnt plan any date
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever'). Hahahahah..so TRUE
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! Hell yea..guys normally just said "FUCK YOU"
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.  I juz kena this last weekeend~~

Guys..nothing u can do about this except endure it..or find a way around it..Amuse them..entertain them..There's bound a period where we are the victims...sigh....