What Bill Gates said....true..

Here's what he said:

Rule 1: Life is not fair--get used to it.

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect
you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high
school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone, until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He
doesn't have tenure.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had
a different word for burger flipping----they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about
your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain
forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the
closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers but life has
not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you
as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the
slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and
very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. You have to
do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to
leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

DND ..if not..

Growing Calvin..ahh...i miss the comic

Kobe@Catch Me

When They Come For Me

I am not / a pattern to be followed

The pill that I'm on is a tough one to swallow

I'm not a criminal / not a role model

Not a born leader I'm a tough act to follow

I am not / the fortune and the fame

Nor the same person telling you to forfeit the game

I came in the ring like a dog on a chain

And I found out the underbelly's sicker than it seems

And it seems ugly / but it can get worse

'Cause even a blueprint is a gift and a curse

'Cause once you got a theory of how the thing works

Everybody wants the next thing to be just like the first

And I'm not a robot

I'm not a monkey

I will not dance even if the beat's funky

Opposite of lazy / far from a punk

Ya'll ought to stop talking start trying to catch up motherfucker

And all the people say

Lauryn said money change a situation

Big said it increase the complication

Kane said don't step / I ain't the one

Chuck said that uzi weigh a motherfuckin' ton

And I'm just a student of the game that they taught me

Rockin' every stage in every place that it brought me

I'm awfully underrated / but came here to correct it

And so it ain't mistaken I'ma state it for the record /

I am / the opposite of wack / opposite of weak

Opposite of slack / synonym of heat

Synonym of crack / closest to a peak

Far from a punk

Ya'll ought to stop talking / start trying to catch up motherfucker

And all the people say

Oh / When they come for me

Come for me

I'll be gone

I need hug..Sob

Simple Happiness

Make My Day (^_^)

I am not bored

What men secretly

1. We like /love to cuddle you. Who doesn't?Especially when you smell so great with you hair freshly washed with shampoo we can't get enough of. Definitely helps me get through the long dreary day at the office so I can come back to you and get more of that.
2. We love it when you dress up. It means you are making an effort. If you've dressed up for a date, I know it means you are doing it for me. And nothing makes me feel more special than to see you making a fuss to impress me.
3. I also love it when you are all natural. Dressing up aside, I love how you look the first thing in the morning: hair all over the place and eyes so sleepy that all I want to do is hold you even tighter so we can stay in bed for much longer. Why do I love it? It shows the real you without makeup and complicated dresses - just like the person I first noticed, love and can't get enough of.
4. We think we are good in bed. It all boils down to the confidence - every guy thinks that they are a stud in bed. We'd like to think that when it comes to pleasing you, we know exactly which buttons to push. Blame it on your friends. It's not as if we are about to tell our friends what bedroom issues we have.
5. We do think of settling down sometimes. Yes,we do. I want to have children I can play with - a boy I can teach basketball all about and a girl I can pamper. I like playing house, especially if it means coming home to you. Best part of it all, I like the idea of you in my bed every day.
6. We sometimes buy things to make us feel better. You think you are the only one who appreciates retail therapy? Remember the PS3, we want to buy so cheer us up when we feeling down at work and want some distraction(when you not around).
7. We don't want you to be one of the guys. If I wanted someone like my friends, I wouldn't look for a girlfriend; I just hang out with the boys.

Copied from the star

Piranha, LMAO

Just finish watching "Piranha"

This the main actor in the movie. So call ancient the First Piranha

Look scary and much "ganas" than our Amazon black piranha eh?

Actually piranha look like

Laugh my ass throughout the movie. Lots of blood and flesh ripping scenes. In the end, we realise those are anak piranha. There are bapak and mak piranha running loose in the water. Somehow I got strong feelings of sequel.

And Google show me this:

WTF.. I switching back to "Monster River" on Discovery...